Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly ...

A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar.
The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The bartender, who knows the Farmer as Jim, asks, "What do you mean Jim?". ...

Bubba and Jed took parachuting lessons, and were arguing
about who was best at folding a parachute.
Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they
decided to go up in a plane and ...

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with ...

A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from
a shopping spree, was walking down the street
when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt.
The hillbilly standing nearby just looked ...