A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further ...

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked ...

A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. ...

Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.
It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest ...

In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene
that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.
One small feature bothered me though. The three wise
men were wearing firemen's ...