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Is your church Redneck? Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If: - People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. - The pastor says, ... 1 2 3 4 5	In A Pig's Ass There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass and feed him for a month before the fair. ... 1 2 3 4 5
Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." ... 1 2 3 4 5	Bubba Sues Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that is true." "And ... 1 2 3 4 5
Digging Holes A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. As he stood by his car to drink his cola, he watched a couple of men working along the ... 1 2 3 4 5	Redneck Family Tree Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with ... 1 2 3 4 5
Birth Control After having their eleventh child, a couple from the country named Bubba and Mary Sue decided that enough was enough, (they couldn't afford a larger doublewide). So Bubba went to his doctor ... 1 2 3 4 5	Special Forces The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with ... 1 2 3 4 5
Three Hillbillies Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Funeral The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband ... 1 2 3 4 5
Southern Living When You Live In The DEEP South : * You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. * You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter. * Your ... 1 2 3 4 5	Bubba's Assholes Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything ... 1 2 3 4 5
Nativity Scene In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen's ... 1 2 3 4 5	No Gentleman A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt. The hillbilly standing nearby just looked ... 1 2 3 4 5
Pa Won't Like It A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help ... 1 2 3 4 5	Very Hostile Farmer A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further ... 1 2 3 4 5
Eggs One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him stranded so ... 1 2 3 4 5	Redneck's Birth Control A redneck took his daughter to the Gynocologist. They waited in the Doctor's office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"? The father ... 1 2 3 4 5
The Coroner's Office Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, ... 1 2 3 4 5	Vermont Party Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His ... 1 2 3 4 5
Rednecks Flying Home Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Magic Elevator A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. ... 1 2 3 4 5