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The Coroner's Office Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, ... 1 2 3 4 5	Farmer's Wife So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows." He grabs her butt and says, "If this could give eggs, we could ... 1 2 3 4 5
Nativity Scene In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen's ... 1 2 3 4 5	Beer, eh? A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. ... 1 2 3 4 5
Rednecks Flying Home Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They ... 1 2 3 4 5	Pa Won't Like It A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help ... 1 2 3 4 5
Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just ... 1 2 3 4 5	Smart Rednecks "Hello, is this the police?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the ... 1 2 3 4 5
Redneck Mirror After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Magic Elevator A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. ... 1 2 3 4 5
Vermont Party Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His ... 1 2 3 4 5	First-Aid Two men from the country were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one turned to the other and said, "That gal is havin' a bad time. ... 1 2 3 4 5
No Gentleman A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt. The hillbilly standing nearby just looked ... 1 2 3 4 5	Bubba Sues Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that is true." "And ... 1 2 3 4 5
Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." ... 1 2 3 4 5	Parachuting Bubba and Jed took parachuting lessons, and were arguing about who was best at folding a parachute. Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they decided to go up in a plane and ... 1 2 3 4 5
Can't Explain A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The bartender, who knows the Farmer as Jim, asks, "What do you mean Jim?". ... 1 2 3 4 5	French Fries There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about ... 1 2 3 4 5
In A Pig's Ass There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass and feed him for a month before the fair. ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Redneck Valentine Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and ... 1 2 3 4 5
Eggs One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby farmer saw him stranded so ... 1 2 3 4 5	Is your church Redneck? Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If: - People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. - The pastor says, ... 1 2 3 4 5

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