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First-Aid Two men from the country were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one turned to the other and said, "That gal is havin' a bad time. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Alabama Hunters Two hunters from Alabama are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He does not appear to be breathing. The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps ... 1 2 3 4 5
Very Hostile Farmer A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further ... 1 2 3 4 5	Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around ... 1 2 3 4 5
Redneck Cowboy A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree. The Redneck cowboy goes into the bar for ... 1 2 3 4 5	French Fries There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about ... 1 2 3 4 5
Affordable Home Security How to install an affordable home security system... 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy ... 1 2 3 4 5	Parachuting Bubba and Jed took parachuting lessons, and were arguing about who was best at folding a parachute. Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they decided to go up in a plane and ... 1 2 3 4 5
Spelling Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus ... 1 2 3 4 5	Old Copper Lamp A farmer plows up an old copper lamp. He takes the lamp back to his farm house and begins to polish it up when out pops a genie. "Master," says the genie, "I will grant you 3 wishes." ... 1 2 3 4 5
Lottery Winner Jack is waiting for the lottery draw one week and can't believe his luck. Six numbers, the jackpot and he's the only winner. He phones the lottery organizers who invite him down to an award ... 1 2 3 4 5	Redneck Gas Station There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then ... 1 2 3 4 5
Redneck Family Tree Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with ... 1 2 3 4 5	Pig In Bullbar A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice. "There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and is still alive but he's ... 1 2 3 4 5
Taxidermist This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?" "No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." ... 1 2 3 4 5	Toilet Brush Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle ... 1 2 3 4 5
Southern Living When You Live In The DEEP South : * You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. * You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter. * Your ... 1 2 3 4 5	Is your church Redneck? Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If: - People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. - The pastor says, ... 1 2 3 4 5
Nativity Scene In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen's ... 1 2 3 4 5	Special Forces The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with ... 1 2 3 4 5